Confused is what he is.
Clarity is not his strong suit.
Read the book, everythingís there!
Donít you do your homework?
I think you are wasting your time here.
I assigned a book for a reason,
so donít ask me,
LOOK IT UP!
Itís not there each student cries!!
Anyone have a book, Iíll show you where!
He points to a page with ambiguous words,
You just donít want to do the work.
While in the minds of many, he interprets the authorís work,
that has no true meaning.
What a total jerk.
This is no rare occurrence,
and happens with the chairís assurance.
But hush! Donít say a word!
Because department flaws
have your grades in their claws.
January 2, 2001